Oliver enjoys his new bed
I’ve never related to anything more
One of the kinds of people I hate most in this world are the people who do things to annoy you knowing that it pisses you off and if you ask them to stop they continue to do it even more.
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
I just want to drink my coffee in peace
"Live every week like it’s Shark Week." Tracy Jordan
comic by John Pading
Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name “fire place”.