So I was literally about to fall asleep when I felt something on my hand and this big ass spider scurried off my bed and I’ve spent the past hour trying to find it and I finally killed it into next week.
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what
Will you still suck my ass when im no longer young and beautiful
Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point
So I found some bird store near my house and they had a baby Galah there and it was so cute but I know I don’t have the time to take care of it. :(