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dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

sticksandsharks:

activity: a very strong cat

sticksandsharks:

activity: a very strong cat

queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

image

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

So I was literally about to fall asleep when I felt something on my hand and this big ass spider scurried off my bed and I’ve spent the past hour trying to find it and I finally killed it into next week.

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

gnarly:

Will you still suck my ass when im no longer young and beautiful

inabasket:


Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

So I found some bird store near my house and they had a baby Galah there and it was so cute but I know I don’t have the time to take care of it. :(